White coat. Heels.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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