she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
party gras won. party gras always wins.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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