Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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