Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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