i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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