she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Do you want the good news or bad news first?
bad news
The bad news is i thew up on your bed, the good news is i found out who ate your cheetos.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Still dying that you shit outside
whose parrot is this?
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
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