Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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