Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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