its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Sext me about skeletons
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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