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This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I look better un-naked...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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