I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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