Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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