apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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