Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Randomize
