I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
It's just like the Real World with babies
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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