Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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