just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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