We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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