i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
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