We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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