Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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