12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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