Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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