Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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