You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Thanks for feeding me more tequila shots to prevent me from trying to fight her last night. Horrible logic? Yes, but you are the best friend ever
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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