yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
