his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
