um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
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