ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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