so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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