You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
how drunk are you?
Several
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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