You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
