I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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