He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm gonna stay in bed all day and watch porn in an attempt to stay warm.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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