Grow some girl-balls and come out already
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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