No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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