mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I believe in your delicious
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
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