whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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