I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I have aggressive nipples.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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