i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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