two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
Farmville is her only friend.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The adults are the big ones right?
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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