You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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