It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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