marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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