Got a toothbrush?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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