I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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