Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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