Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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