I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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