seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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