i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
Randomize
