My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
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