it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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