I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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